I'M CURSED!!!

Awesome picture. Perfect with our digital photography unit, right hottie and gorgeous?! Just liek the Adolf Hitler "Eat Gold Spit Bullets" thingy. Ok whatever. I just felt liek blogging today since my OBS entry is still incomplete...

WAIT!! Now I know why I wanted to blog, explains my title. (I went to pee and I guess I forgot everything!!) Shaf cursed me!! Basically He said to write your Top 10 fav quotes from Hindi movies... >.<

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[From Kal Ho Na Ho]

Jennifer: Why don't you have something?

Kurzon Patel: Yes... sure! [to Rohit] Listen... Pass me the Cock!

Rohit: Coke, dad! Please...

[From Masti]

Meet: There are three rings in a marriage. A engagment ring, wedding ring, and suffering!!

[From Kal Ho Na Ho]

Rohit Patel: I want to get married, I want to have children, and...

Kurzon Patel: [concerned as he predicts his son being gay] Children? Is that possible?

Rohit Patel: Of course it's possible! Why is it not possible?

[short pause]

Kurzon Patel: Yeah, that's true. This is America, anything is possible!

[From Bluffmaster]

Chandru: [playing tic-tac-toe on some chicks thigh with a pen] I know it's all about computers these days. But I'm still a bit old-fashioned! I like this kind of lap-top.

[From Masti]

Mother-in-law: [In reference to the porno movie her son-in-law took her to watch] Your sitting here eating pop-corn and making us watch soft porn.

[From Main Hoon Na]

Mini: [After a fellow classmate sings a love song to a teacher because of their dare] [In reference to female teacher] What a lovely sari!!

[From Hum Tum] (A long one I knicked off the web!!)

Rhea: Karan Kapoor?

Karan: That's right. [notices Rhea and stops in shock] Nooo Way! Rhea! [walks over] Well done, yaar. You're looking like a girl!

Rhea : [swats his hand away] Don't touch me! [everything stuck on the walls fall down beside them] You know what, Karan? Whenever I'm around you something HAS to go wrong. [notices his shaggy haircut] and...'what' have you done to your hair??

Karan: [whining] What, this is my Tom Cruise look yaar. You wouldn't understand, its not a matter of your level. Its fashion

Rhea: [shakes her head] You're a loser!

Karan: Forget that, what are you doing here?

Rhea : What are YOU doing here??

Karan : I'm in-charge here

Rhea : [looks around at the chaos] That much is obvious

Karan : [gives her a look] Actually, my mummy is in-charge here, i'm just helping her out. So, what are you doing here?

Rhea : You're organizing a wedding with your mummy, and you dont even know who the bride is?? [points to herself]

Karan : No way, you! [Rhea nods proudly] You're getting married so late? I figured you already had three or four kids! [Rhea looks at him in shock] Come on, do you have any? you can tell me.

Rhea : [disgusted] You're really a loser, Karan. I figured that one slap and three years later you wouldve come to your senses. I guess was wrong. Some people 'never' change. My bags are in the car, have them taken up to my room

Karan : Do I look like a porter to you?

Rhea : Something like that! Bye, Karan. [walks away]

Karan : I hate that chick.

[From Dil Chahta Hai]

Akash : Dad, there is more to life than just signing checks.

Akash's father: Really... What is that?

Akash : I don't know, but as soon as I do, you will be the first to know.

[From Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham]

Rohan: I...

Pooja: Yes..

Rohan: I.. You..

Pooja: Yes, yes you and me..

Rohan: You...

Pooja: Yes yes tell me...

Rohan: Your two shoes don't match!!

[From Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham]

Anjali: EEEEEEEE!!! I'm a dead duck!!

[From Kal Ho Na Ho]

Aman: You just do as I say! I have a plan. Six days and girl in your face! Just six days!

Rohit : Wow! But why six days and not seven?

Aman: I don't work on Sundays!

YAY!! That's ten done... Wah took a while!! Aight then tomorrow is Geo trip so it's only Pris, Penny, Holly, Gina and I!!