Pappu Can't Dance

He's muscular
He's popular,
Spectacular,
He's a bachelor.
Pappu's car goes damn fast,
Pappu's famous amongst all girls,
Pappu's eyes are light blue,
Pappu looks English.
He has a Rado watch on his hand
and perfume from Gucci.

But Pappu can't dance saala!

AAAH SOMEONE GET THE SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!! Take me back to Jason Mraz!!
Hmmm, maybe I should try and make it rhyme in English..